If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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