I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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