Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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