I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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