Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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