yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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