she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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