belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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