I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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