He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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