I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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