try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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