i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
A bitchslap is in order.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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