So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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