Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
there is glitter all over my balls
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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