I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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