oh god the rape fog is back!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.