one might say we're banned from that church
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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