I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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