i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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