So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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