Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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