I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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