For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
