why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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