Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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