I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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