She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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