dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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