Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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