is your mom at the bar?
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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