So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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