the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
