All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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