with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
