these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just pee around me
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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