yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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