my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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