Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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