I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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