i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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