Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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