oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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