Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Its about making memories worth repressing
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
two words...techno handjob
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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