My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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