I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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