yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
worst night to have a conscience
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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