did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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