their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Randomize
