We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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