Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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