with your own penis?
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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