i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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