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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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