just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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