There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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