I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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