Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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